| Obama Jokes |
| These are the jokes that are costing other people their jobs. Read them here, tell them to your friends, and slap Br'er Obama in his lying face. |
| Dear Lord, You took my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze. You took my favorite actress, Farah Fawcett. You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson. I just wanted to let you know Lord... My favorite President is Barack Obama. Amen |
| Dammit!!! I want Fox TV to stop playing the theme from "The Jefferson's" every time they show my family entering the White House. |
| ObamaCare Quickies Barack got his ObamaCare votes the old fashioned way. He bought 'em Everyone who believes that ObamaCare will work, is entitled to free psychological help Why is it called ObamaCare instead of ObamaCares? Because he doesn't Why is the healthcare plan called ObamaCare' when he is exempt from it? ObamaCare is like an apple a day, It keeps your doctor away. What is the difference between ObamaCare and a car battery? A car battery has a positive side. |
| From the lips of a child Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.. Then Obama said into the microphone... "Children, every time I, clap my hands together, a child in America dies from, gun violence." Little Richard Earl, pierced the quiet and said... '' Well, stop clapping dummy!" |
| Obama on the Military If Barack Obama had been the Commander in Chief of the Sioux and the Cheyenne... George Armstrong Custer would have died of old age |
| One Final Thought If Obama had half a brain... his butt would be lopsided |
| A salute to James Earl Carter Why did President Obama feel it was necessary for him to apologize to the world and to degrade the United States? Jimmy Carter had laryngitis |
| We know President Obama loves poor people... He must, look how many he's made!!! |
| I'd like to announce my engagement to Country music beauty Taylor Swift |
| I'd also like to announce that I won a Billion Dollars in the Texas lottery... but that didn't happen either! |
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